Science comes one step closer to solving The Question

[akashiver]

How did I miss this earlier?

Mathematical proof proves Vampires Can't Exist says Scientist

I think The Onion's Response is adequate for this situation, but vampire fans are pointing out that the "not all who are bitten turn into vampires" principle should also throw a wrench into his calculations.

Whatever.

Comments

[d-c-m.livejournal.com]

I love the Onion.