Q. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

[akashiver]

A. Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

In other entertainment news:

Spielberg, Jackson Talk More "Tintin":

"Probably the most surprising reveal in the interview is that it looks like elements from the mostly North African-set opium smuggling story "The Crab with the Golden Claws" will be incorporated into the first film. The reasoning makes sense though as it was the first book in which Captain Haddock appeared - "Peter Jackson and me concluded that it was necessary to introduce Haddock to the world at the same time as Tintin" says Spielberg."

(YES! THANK YOU PETER JACKSON!)

Don't expect a contemporary updating either, Spielberg says "There will be no cell phones, no TV sets, no modern cars. Just timeless Europe."

(YAY!!!!)


I'm happy about this. In more ? news, it looks like there may be Third "Riddick" Film in the works. Is Vin Diesel ponying up his own cash for this? I didn't even think this was a financial possibility.

Comments

[unforth.livejournal.com]

I think I would have boycotted a Tintin movie that didn't have Captain Haddock in it. Now...what about Professor Calculus? :)

[oddsboy.livejournal.com]

1) Awesome joke. I laughed. What's up with Tiger? From all the headlines I read on my default homepage it looks like he ran his car into Bill Clinton's green room?

2) What is Tintin and is it any relation to Rin Tin Tin? Somehow I'm thinking not.

-Crow