Spam, wonderful spam

[akashiver]

Once more I must interrupt things-I-should-be-doing to point out the beauty of the spam headers that have appeared in my webmail inbox:

Internet scoundrel
support.
approve captor
lonely
Throw lava
your glass clown
mournfully
cushion hair
emaciated

"Your glass clown???!" How awesome *is* that? If one can (as a previous poster suggested) read spam headers like the Tarot, than what exactly am in for now that my cushion hair has emaciated?

Comments

[lillornyn.livejournal.com]

They're a little more difficult than tea leaves, mind you, but I daresay the first three (possibly four) lines are in reference to the changeling game.

I'd say more, but I don't want to spoil anything and I've also got to kick my own ass now for suggesting it in the first place. Excuse me.

[kniedzw.livejournal.com]

Dino frequently throws lava. You clearly just aren't in the know.

You glass clown!

[lillornyn.livejournal.com]

Mournfully, I must confess you have emaciated my cushion hair. *sniffs*