Spam, wonderful spam

Once more I must interrupt things-I-should-be-doing to point out the beauty of the spam headers that have appeared in my webmail inbox:

Internet scoundrel
support.
approve captor
lonely
Throw lava
your glass clown
mournfully
cushion hair
emaciated

"Your glass clown???!" How awesome *is* that? If one can (as a previous poster suggested) read spam headers like the Tarot, than what exactly am in for now that my cushion hair has emaciated?