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I hold it as a principle in life that if a occultist comes up to you in a hallway and says, "hey, do you want to see a hypnotist show?" you say yes, even if you have other things to do.

Reasons why my brother is a more brutal movie reviewer than me

"So, I went to see The Hills Have Eyes.

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You know how the tagline is 'The Lucky Ones Die First?'
They're talking about the audience."