Oh... My...God...

I'm in the computer lab right now, having just printed out one (1!) of the readings I'll be presenting in class next week. I didn't check the length before I hit print, and it turns out the sucker was 67 pages long. 67! So I've just had to endure the awkward hate-on from the desperate undergrads hanging around the printer, waiting twenty minutes for their due-in-half-an-hour essays to come through, feeling both terribly guilty and irritated over feeling guilty... And that's only one reading, so I'm having to print the others in drips and drabs - 30 pages of Smith, 15 of Hume... This is going to take FOR-EV-ER!!!!