This is the best thing you have ever said, and it's better because it's not just true, it's hella true. I so totally have to see this movie now. And, by the by, those motorcycles, excuse me, TURBO motorcycles were actually first tested out in Waterworld as jet-skis, the single most explosive element on the periodic table. And I get you about the dystopian overlord thing. Warhammer 40,000 had a demi-god, psychic-noshing, Conan-who-was-also-Jesus now strapped to a Power Throne Emperor. It's amazing who they let get a degree from Tyranny U. these days. Also:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/5/9/

-crow