Ah, Appleby's
Nov. 4th, 2006 12:07 amSo I went to Appleby's for dinner. First time I'd been there in a while:
Me: "I'd like an Upland Wheat with an orange."
Waitress: "Oh. I've never heard of Upland Orange before. I'll see if we have it."
Me: "No, an Upland Wheat *with* an orange. Instead of a lemon."
Waitress: Uh. Ok. I'll see if we have that.
(Comes back.)
Waitress: Um. We don't have any Upland. But do you want a wheat beer?"
Me: Yes.
Waitress: "Well, how about a Miller Lite? It's basically the same thing."
Me: ...
Me:..........!
Me...... no, it's *not.*
Me: "I'd like an Upland Wheat with an orange."
Waitress: "Oh. I've never heard of Upland Orange before. I'll see if we have it."
Me: "No, an Upland Wheat *with* an orange. Instead of a lemon."
Waitress: Uh. Ok. I'll see if we have that.
(Comes back.)
Waitress: Um. We don't have any Upland. But do you want a wheat beer?"
Me: Yes.
Waitress: "Well, how about a Miller Lite? It's basically the same thing."
Me: ...
Me:..........!
Me...... no, it's *not.*