Science comes one step closer to solving The Question

[akashiver]

How did I miss this earlier?

Mathematical proof proves Vampires Can't Exist says Scientist

I think The Onion's Response is adequate for this situation, but vampire fans are pointing out that the "not all who are bitten turn into vampires" principle should also throw a wrench into his calculations.

Whatever.

Comments

[gollumgollum.livejournal.com]

On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911

What, did he go around and count??? That seems like an *awfully* specific number there, especially considering how sketchy the census was in certain parts of the world at the time.

His population estimate sucks, therefore he's wrong. End of story.

Yo.

[akashiver.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I imagine that because it was a *human* census it left out all the vampires.

*duh*

[gollumgollum.livejournal.com]

U R so smrt.

[lillornyn.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

You're the best ever. Awesome logic for teh win!