Science comes one step closer to solving The Question
How did I miss this earlier?
Mathematical proof proves Vampires Can't Exist says Scientist
I think The Onion's Response is adequate for this situation, but vampire fans are pointing out that the "not all who are bitten turn into vampires" principle should also throw a wrench into his calculations.
Whatever.
Mathematical proof proves Vampires Can't Exist says Scientist
I think The Onion's Response is adequate for this situation, but vampire fans are pointing out that the "not all who are bitten turn into vampires" principle should also throw a wrench into his calculations.
Whatever.