akashiver: (wicked little grrls)
akashiver ([personal profile] akashiver) wrote2006-11-15 01:26 pm

Science comes one step closer to solving The Question

How did I miss this earlier?

Mathematical proof proves Vampires Can't Exist says Scientist

I think The Onion's Response is adequate for this situation, but vampire fans are pointing out that the "not all who are bitten turn into vampires" principle should also throw a wrench into his calculations.

Whatever.

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